Will Rogers Quotes

When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.

There is only one way you can beat a lawyer in a death case. That is to die with nothing. Then you can’t get a lawyer within ten miles of your house.

Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes.

More words ain’t good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.