Communicating with your employees is like being a frightened chunk of marble in a room full of sculptors. They’ll try to chip away at everything you say until by process of elimination they figure out the truth. (“Dilbert”)
Scott Adams Quotes
Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it’s empty, you’re willing to put anything in there to fill it up. (“Dilbert”)
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)
The best things in life are silly. (“Dilbert”)
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
