Such rules look very pretty on paper; in practice they are as foolish and footless as the attempt of the mice to bell the cat.
Robert A. Heinlein Quotes
Never pick up a stray kitten… unless you’ve already made up your mind to be owned by it.
You don’t own a cat, he is a free citizen.
Back about in 48; or ’46 an eager-beaver American army officer captured California. You know what the State Department did? They made him hand it back. Seems he hadn’t touched second base, or something. So they had to go to the trouble of capturing it all over again a few months later.
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: “Of course it is none of my business, but – ” is to place a period after the word “but.” Don’t use excessive force in supplying such moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked […]
To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.
I am not going to talk about religious beliefs but about matters so obvious that it has gone out of style to mention them. I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults, and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults. “Take Father Michael down our road a piece. I’m not of his […]
Always store beer in a dark place.
