When he does smile, he looks as if he’s just evicted a widow. (re Bob Dole, 1988)
Mike Royko Quotes
It’s been my policy to view the Internet not as an ‘information highway,’ but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
I have nothing against little dogs that look like dust mops. I’m sure they make wonderful pets and companions. Even fierce watchdogs, should your home be invaded by midget burglars… If I owned one of the tiny fuzzy dogs, I would spray it with Endust and use it to clean under the beds… I’d tie […]
Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don’t want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat’s collar before cooking.
Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
