The Anarchists’ (national) anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of “Camptown Races”. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
Mike Harding Quotes
The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C… They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big […]
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called “Vespuccia” and changed its name to “America”.
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead.
