Mark Twain Quotes

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother.

Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don’t you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain’t any real difference between triplets and a insurrection.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.

A healthy and wholeseome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Chastity – you can carry it too far.

In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

When one’s character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.