Mark Twain Quotes

The Jews are members of the human race – worse I can say of no man.

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

On the whole, it is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Honor is a harder master than the law. It cannot compromise for less than 100 cents on the dollar and its debts never outlaw.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Honesty was the best policy.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Almost any man worthy of his salt would fight to defend his home, but no one ever heard of a man going to war for his boarding house.