Mark Twain Quotes

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

To make a pledge of any kind is to declare war against nature; for a pledge is a chain that is always clanking and reminding the wearer of it that he is not a free man.

Such is human-nature. The man who drinks beer at home always criticizes the champagne, and finds fault with the Burgundy when he is invited out to dinner.

There is a great deal of human nature in people.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

Such is the human race, often seems a pity that Noah… didn’t miss the boat.

The so-called human race.

It is your human environment that makes climate.

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.