On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Lewis Grizzard Quotes
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, “What’s in it for me?”
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I come from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
