“Who cares for you?” said Alice. “You’re nothing but a pack of cards!”
Lewis Carroll Quotes
“What is the use of a book”, thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”
Alice couldn’t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 minus 1 equals 364. Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. “That seems to be done right – ” he began. “You’re holding it upside down!” Alice interrupted. “To be sure I was!” Humpty […]
“Well now that we have seen each other,” said the Unicorn. “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you. Is that a bargain?”
“Begin at the beginning,”, the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
“I beg your pardon?” said Alice. “It isn’t respectable to beg,” said the King.
But someone came to me and said “The little fishes are in bed.” I said to him, and I said it plain “Then you must wake them up again.” I said it very loud and clear, I went and shouted in his ear. But he was very stiff and proud, He said “You needn’t shout […]
The regular course was Reeling and Writhing… and the different branches of Arithmetic- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
He thought he saw an argument That proved he was the Pope. He looked again and found it was A bar of mottled soap. “A fact so dread,” he faintly said, “Extinguishes all hope.”
“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak – Pray, how did you manage to do it? “In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law, And argued each case with my wife; […]
