The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Laurence J. Peter Quotes
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Not to decide is to decide.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world.
A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee the night before instead of the morning after.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
