Taverns are places where madness is sold by the bottle.
Jonathan Swift Quotes
The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowder, and printing.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Every dog must have his day.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Bachelor’s fare: Bread, cheese, and kisses.
Censure is the the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
