What haven’t I had done? I had my face done, I had my eyes done, I had my nose thinned a year ago… I had a facelift six years ago. Every woman should do it before you should have it done, because then they don’t notice you’ve had it done.
Joan Rivers Quotes
To me, life is a pet peeve. Nothing makes sense. Do you realize that everyone has to have a brilliant child in this society? Have you ever met anybody who has a stupid kid? Or have you ever met anyone who said, “I have an ugly grandchild”? I would like just once to have a […]
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say ‘Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
You show me a woman with a naturally beautiful body, and I’ll show you a tramp.
When I had my baby I screamed and screamed. And that was just during the conception.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly – hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear.
