Some pals, and I, in a public house Were playing ‘dominoes’ last night, When all of a sudden in the potman runs With a face just like a ‘kite’. “What’s up?” said Jones, “Why you silly old fool Have you seen old Aunt Maria?” – “Aunt be blowed,” then the potman cried – “The blooming […]
Harry Wincott Quotes
I shan’t forget the day that I was born ‘Twas early on a frosty winter’s morn; The doctor said I was a chubby chap, But when the nurse, she put me on her lap, oh, She washed me all over, I remember, And powdered me all over tenderly; Then she put me in me cradle […]
