We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
George Carlin Quotes
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
The Christians are coming to get you. And they are not pleasant people.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
I have as much authority as the Pope – I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
California: bordering always on the Pacific and sometimes on the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes down a block from my house.
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
I finally accepted Jesus. Not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I’m very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
