Here is my problem with the ten commandments – why exactly are there 10? You simply do not need ten. The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten. Here’s what happened: About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to […]
George Carlin Quotes
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky… who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to […]
The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god – that there’s a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn’t want you to do and you’ll burn for a long time if you do them – and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a […]
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity.
The class clown’s job is to make you laugh when it’s completely inappropriate to laugh. – Kneeling in front of the coffin.
Jesus was a cross dresser.
If it requires a uniform it’s a worthless endeavor.
I looked in the dictionary. Cleanliness is not next to godliness. Cleanliness is between claustrophobia and cleavage.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
