I’m pretty good with people on an individual basis, but in groups, I really can’t stand the bastards!
George Carlin Quotes
People are okay taken two or three at a time. Beyond that number they tend to choose up sides and wear armbands.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
We created god in our own image and likeness!
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less that 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and […]
The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things – bad language and whatever – it’s all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition… There’s an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil […]
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
