George Bernard Shaw Quotes

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity.

I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don’t like beer.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

Alcohol is a very necessary article… it enables Parliament to do things at eleven that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

He’ll probably never write a good play again. (on hearing that Eugene O’Neill had sworn off drinking)

You see things: and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were: and say ‘Why not?’

I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; it’s best for every day.