My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Beware of the pursuit of the Superhuman; it leads to an indiscriminate contempt for the human.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it’s a refuge from home life.
You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it’s a great refuge from home life.
A man without an address is a vagabond. A man with two addresses is a libertine.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
