People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
Garrison Keillor Quotes
A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last ‘make a wish’.
Two out and up came Flynn to bat, with Jimmy Blake on deck, And the former was a loser and the latter was a wreck; Thought the game was in the bag, the Dustburg fans were hurt To think that Casey would not come and get his just dessert. But Flynn he got a single, […]
God is a great humorist. It’s just that he has a slow audience to work with.
