Almost every idea I have that’s fun doesn’t sound that way to an insurance adjuster or a jury.
Gallagher Quotes
I’ve always had to deal with insurance problems. My insurance was actually canceled at one point because someone sued me saying that they had been hurt seriously by a candy bar in the balcony. Somehow a candy bar I hit with a tennis racket so the people on the balcony could have candy?
We never pick a president who is above, we pick somebody we identify with: the lowest level, the most common. We didn’t pick the best politician in the Bush family, which of course was the governor of Florida. We picked the beer-drinking good ol’ boy. Ask them to lead us in areas that maybe didn’t […]
People don’t know how to behave in public anymore. Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be.
Jay Leno and Dave Letterman could not work any of the places that I work, under the circumstances that I end up working.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness”, but it doesn’t work.
