The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard Quotes
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
The feller that calls you “brother” generally wants something that don’t belong to him.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can’t buzz any slower.
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
