Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard Quotes
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Where ignorance is bliss it’s foolish to borrow your neighbor’s newspaper.
The’ feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at home sewing’ fer a living’ knows jist exactly how t’ regulate the railroads.
A loafer always has the correct time.
Tain’t what a man don’t know that hurts him; it’s what he knows for certain that just ain’t so!
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
A true lady or gentleman remains at home with a grouch same as if they had pneumonia.
If a feller screwed up his face when he asked for credit like he does when he’s asked to settle, he wouldn’t get it.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
