I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard Quotes
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Some people are so sensitive they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Tilford Moots wuz over t’ the’ Henryville poor farm th’ other day t’ see an ole friend o’ his thet used t’ publish a newspaper thet pleased ever’buddy.
