Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Florence King Quotes
When they came for the smokers I kept silent because I don’t smoke. When they came for the meat eaters I kept silent because I’m a vegetarian. When they came for the gun owners I kept silent because I’m a pacifist. When they came for the drivers I kept silent because I’m a bicyclist. They […]
I had the menopause. I never liked being a woman; I never liked having to be feminine, although i could do a pretty good imitation of it. But once you go through the menopause, you get your true personality back.
Why there is no lesbian equivalent of the female impersonator: Because there’s nothing to do. If you want to impersonate a man, all you have to do is sit still, stick to the subject, and say things once instead of three times. This lacks entertainment value.
Democracy: The crude leading the crud.
