“D’ye think th’ colledges has much to do with th’ progress iv the wurruld?” asked Mr. Hennessy. “D’ye think,” said Mr. Dooley, “’tis th’ mill that makes th’ water run?”
Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley) Quotes
If cats were born in an oven, would they be biscuits?
I’ve seen a game iv cards start among frinds, but I niver see frinds in a game iv cards.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.
Alcohol is nicissary f’r a man so that now an’ thin he can have a good opinion iv himself, ondisturbed be th’ facts.
