A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.
Erma Bombeck Quotes
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first, being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
I’m trying very hard to understand the baby boomers. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen year old how to drive will occur in the same week.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
