Edward Albee Quotes

I’m not suggesting that the play is without fault; all my plays are imperfect, I’m rather happy to say – it leaves me something to do.

I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.

Sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.

Well, that’s all that counts. People being sorry. Makes you feel better; gives you a sense of dignity, and that’s all that’s important… a sense of dignity. And it doesn’t matter if you don’t care, or not, either. You got to have a sense of dignity, even if you don’t care, ’cause, if you don’t […]

I have been both overpraised and underpraised. I assume by the time I finish writing – and I plan to go on writing until I’m ninety or gaga – it will all equal itself out… You can’t involve yourself with the vicissitudes of fashion or critical response.

The majority of our critics are best qualified to cover brush fires in New Jersey.

Every one of my plays is an act of optimism, because I make the assumption that it is possible to communicate with other people. The people who think “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” was a love story are a lot closer to the truth than those who think it was a tragedy. At least there […]

The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not.