Casey Stengel Quotes

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.

The team has come along slow but fast.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

The Mets have found ways of losing that I never knew existed.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa.

He (Mickey Mantle) has more speed than any slugger and more slug than any speedster.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets double header.