Anonymous Quotes

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.

No man has been thoroughly decent to more than one woman.

By art and deceit men live half a year; and by deceit and art the other half.

Beware of anyone who says they are manufacturing antiques.

You can’t fool all of the people all of the time – but it isn’t necessary.

I have discovered the philosophers stone, that turns everything into gold: it is, “Pay as you go.”

Forgetfulness, n.: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

The moment you make a man feel the weight of obligation, he will become your enemy.