Democrat-it’s easier than working! Republican- it’s easier than thinking!
Anonymous Quotes
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them.
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
You might be a Democrat if: You think “ethics” is an eastern European country. You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi” You’ve ever tried […]
Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.
Democracy is Mob Rule with Income Taxes.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Delays increase desires; and sometimes extinguish them.
