Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers.
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Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
Steak’s expensive, spaghetti’s expansive.
I misplaced my dictionary. Now I’m at a loss for words.
Sometimes you can’t look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don’t know how to spell it.
Mussolini is a man possible only in a country that has no appreciation of real acting.
The devil is alive and doing well because he has so many damned helpers. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
There is nothing in this planet’s history, biblical or otherwise, or knowledge from any source, that remotely alludes to the possibility that the poor devil ever stole a pin or killed a living soul. In fact, he never killed a fly, or hurt a single individual, man or beast. He never lost his temper, told […]
