Anonymous Quotes

There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there […]

The purse of the patient protracts his cure.

Very few busy people are ill, mostly because they don’t have time to think about sickness.

There are many who wait for their ships to come in, For their ships to come in from the sea. This question they ask as they watch and wait: ‘Will a ship come home to me?’ The answer comes swift from a voyager old, A voyager weathered and gray: ‘Have you sent forth a craft […]

I feel like a ship deserting a sinking rat. (remark made by unidentified disgruntled employee upon quitting his job)

The two happiest days in a boat owners life is the day he gets the boat and the day he sells it.

It’s amazing how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

The more useful the shopping list the more likely it will be left at home.

When someone shares his fear with you, share your courage with him.