Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Steak’s expensive, spaghetti’s expansive.

He who indulges – bulges.

My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For […]

Square meals make round people.

Seconds count – especially when dieting.

Some women would be more spic if they had less span.