As a man walked a desolate beach one cold, gray morning he began to see another figure, far in the distance. Slowly the two approached each other, and he could make out a local native who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out into the water. Time and again he hurled things […]
Anonymous Quotes
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For […]
Square meals make round people.
Seconds count – especially when dieting.
Some women would be more spic if they had less span.
The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers.
