Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
Anonymous Quotes
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
It isn’t difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill à just add a little dirt.
Gardeners have the best dirt.
Diplomacy – The art of letting other people achieve your ends.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady’s birthday but forgets her age.
If you keep taking steps in the direction you are going, you will end up at the destination at which you are aiming.
It’s lucky you’re going so slowly, because you’re going in the wrong direction.
You can and you can’t; You will and you won’t; You’re damned if you do, And damned if you don’t. (quoted by Charles Grandison Finney, mocking the Calvinist insistence on waiting for God.)
B. S. means bull shit, M. S. is more shit, Ph. D is piled higher and deeper.
