What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody else to do.
Anonymous Quotes
Through this toilsome world, alas! Once and only once I pass; If a kindness I may show, If a good deed I may do, To a suffering fellow man, Let me do it while I can. No delay, for it is plain, I shall not pass this way again.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.
In Europe, a hundred kilometers is a long distance, in the United States, a hundred years is a long time.
Blind faith in bad leadership is not patriotism.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
Seminars, n.: From “semi” and “arse”, hence, any half-assed discussion.
Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so.”
It’s far more important to know what person the disease has than what disease the person has.
