Love is an emotion a woman always feels for her poodle, and sometimes for a man.
Anonymous Quotes
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Dog: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, he must be a god! Cat: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, “I” must be a god!
If you wish the dog to follow you, feed him.
For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Physicians of the highest rank (To pay their fees, we need a bank), Combine all wisdom, art and skill, Science and sense, in Calomel.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
“Virus” is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
