Anonymous Quotes

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that […]

Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, […]

To err is human, to forgive, canine.

Don’t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.

Recipe: a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.

Catholics believe life begins at conception. Atheists believe that life begins at birth. Jews believe that life begins when the children leave home and the dog dies.

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

You can take the dog out of the Wolf Pack, But you can’t take the Wolf Pack out of the dog.

A cat sees us as the dogs… A cat sees himself as the human.