Anonymous Quotes

Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.

Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.

If you can start the day without caffeine, if you can get going without pep pills, if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, if you can understand […]

My dog is a wonderful example of hope and optimism. For ten years she has run to the door every time the bell rings – and never once was it for her.