Anonymous Quotes

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip? Because he was tired of working for peanuts.

My granddad, viewing earth’s worn cogs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his house of logs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his old skin togs, Said things were going to the dogs; There’s […]

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.

Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.

If you can start the day without caffeine, if you can get going without pep pills, if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, if you can understand […]

My dog is a wonderful example of hope and optimism. For ten years she has run to the door every time the bell rings – and never once was it for her.

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

Everything I Need to Know I Learned From My Dog: Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. […]