Don’t question authority. They don’t know, either.
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Don’t waste your youth growing up.
Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.
Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate it when you do that.
A dog will come to you when called. A cat will take a message and get back to you later.
Every dog has his day, except dog with sore tail . He has a weekend!!
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip? Because he was tired of working for peanuts.
My granddad, viewing earth’s worn cogs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his house of logs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his old skin togs, Said things were going to the dogs; There’s […]
Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.
