A soft drink turneth away company.

Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are, I think. I’m not under the affluence of incohol, Like some tinkle peep I are.

Everybody should believe in something – I believe I’ll have another drink.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

God made wine for great and small. Small fools drink too much. Great fools drink none at all!

Drink and drive. We need the business. (on a tow truck)

If you drink enough wine, it doesn’t matter how bad it is.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.