To go beneath the surface argues the curious – not the profound.
Anonymous Quotes
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it.
If all men told the truth, the tears of the women would create another flood.
Every woman is wrong until she cries.
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
I always knew I’d look back on the times I cried and laugh, but I never thought I’d look back on the times I laughed and cry.
He’d drink the piss from a brewer’s horse.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
