A house becomes a home when you can write “I love you” on the furniture.”

I can’t tell you how many countless hours that I have spent Cleaning! I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect -“in case someone came over”. Then I realized one day that no one came over; they were all out living life and having fun! Now, when […]

Keeping house is like stringing beads with no knot in the end of the thread.

For fixing things around the house, nothing is handier than a man with a checkbook.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

There’s no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn’t get any worse.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.