The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me. When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me. For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in. As I filleth my plate continuously. My clothes runneth smaller. Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me All the days of my life And I shall be […]
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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
May the man be dammed and never grow fat, who wears two faces under one hat.
Prudery is the hypocrisy of modesty.
I hesitate to call her a hypocrite. This is an insult to normal, decent hypocrites everwhere.
Hypocrisy: a lie in action – the legacy of indecency.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.
There are men designed by nature to be husbands – of men, they are the tamest.
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]
