The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me. When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me. For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in. As I filleth my plate continuously. My clothes runneth smaller. Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me All the days of my life And I shall be […]
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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
May the man be dammed and never grow fat, who wears two faces under one hat.
Prudery is the hypocrisy of modesty.
I hesitate to call her a hypocrite. This is an insult to normal, decent hypocrites everwhere.
Hypocrisy: a lie in action – the legacy of indecency.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
I’m the man of the house. I always have the final word “Yes, Dear.”
It’s a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won’t trust him to wash the dishes.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
