Anonymous Quotes

If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.

I have an inferiority complex, but it isn’t a very good one.

Some people march to a different drummer – and some people polka.

You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person.

A parent who teaches children industry provides them with a fortune.

If the Tables Were Turned – (BCA) Bureau of Caucasian Affairs.

United Native Americans are proud to announce that it has bought the state of California from the whites and is throwing it open to Indian settlement. United Native Americans bought California from three winos found wandering in San Francisco. UNA decided the winos were the spokesmen for the white people of California. These winos promptly […]

Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.

When there is no good reason for doing something, you have one good reason for leaving it alone.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.