Anonymous Quotes

I am not sure what this is, but an ‘F’ would only dignify it.

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Your ears are like flowers. Cauliflowers. Your lips are like petals. Bicycle petals. Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

The loudest boos always come from those in the free seats.

You remind me of the lobster who is delighted by the warm feeling of the water he has just found himself thrown into.

Republican institutions cannot exist for long where there is enforced labor; or for that matter where there is enforced idleness.

You never know what makes some people tick until they begin to unwind.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.