Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Anonymous Quotes
Don’t go to sleep, so many people die there. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
The freedom of slaves is measured by the length of their chains.
Slander is the revenge of a coward, and dissimulation his defense.
Tale-bearers are just as bad as the tale-makers.
If the ball do not stick to the wall, yet it will leave some mark.
Slanders are like flies, that pass all over a man’s good parts to light on his sores.
A skeptic is one who won’t take know for an answer.
If you’re going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
I went skiing last week and broke a leg. Fortunately, it wasn’t mine.
