Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
The only thing to do with a folk melody, once you have played it, is to play it louder.
A folksinger is someone who sings through his nose by ear.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Don’t get annoyed if your neighbor plays his hi-fi at two o’clock in the morning. Call him at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it.
Much of our modern music makes you feel like clapping your hands – over your ears!
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.