Anonymous Quotes

When nature made you, they broke the mold – rumor has it they beat the hell out of the mold-maker, too.

Nature is a hanging judge.

These days I walk into a room full of people and the only name I can remember is Alzheimer.

Names are not identifiers, only labels for those we identify.

In a famous family named Stein, There’s Gertrude, there’s Ep and there’s Ein. Gert’s poems are bunk, Ep’s sculpture is junk, And nobody understands Ein.

Recycling Tips – Old telephone books make great address books. Just cross out the names of people you don’t know.

Inevitably the myths woven by us, though they contain error, will also reflect a splintered fragment of the true light.

Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?